Irish Top 10 Singles Chart: 22nd October 2009
10. Taio Cruz: Break Your Heart
Sooner this song is out of the Top 10, the better! It may be catchy but its as generic as Hell with a real cheesy video.
9. David Guetta featuring Akon: Sexy Chick
“Im trying to find the words to describe this girl without being DISRESPECTFULLLLLLLLLLL!” Most women don’t find it very respectful to call them a sexy chick…or the more explicit uncensored version of this song.
8. Chipmunk featuring Dayo Olatunji: Oopsy Daisy
Yet another rapper hiding behind a female vocalist in order to gain a hit. Generic R&B at best!
7. Tupelo: Cá Bhfuil Ár Scoil
I’m not totally against this song as it is doing something to try and repair Ireland’s crappy education system. That said…childrens’ vocals! Ewww! (I know I’m a horrible person).
6. Robbie Williams: Bodies
This is only here because of Robbie’s status as a legendary popstar. The song is pure cack!
5. Michael Bublé: Haven’t Met You Yet
This is a guilty pleasure of mine. Why didn’t he perform it when he was on The X-Factor?
4. Shakira: She Wolf
AWOOO! This song has actually grown on me thanks in no part to Shakira’s contortionist abilities in the video. Can’t wait ’til the release of Did It Again in December.
3. Black Eyed Peas: I Gotta Feeling
Thirteen weeks in the Top 3 and the third E.N.D. release Meet Me Halfway is already fast moving into the Top 10. The Black Eyed Peas are simply unstoppable.
2. Alexandra Burke featuring Flo Rida: Bad Boys
Poor Alex! Not only do her family reportedley betray he but then her former X-Factor mentor Cheryl Cole not only steals the top spot from her but in also beats her record for the biggest selling single in the UK.
1. Cheryl Cole: Fight For This Love
This is going to have a concrete hold on the top spot until the 2009 X-Factor finalists come along and grab hold. And then the X-Factor winner will succeed them. Damn you X-Factor (and Simon Cowell)!
